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Junio 24, 2006

if i am going to make a complete idiot

of myself, then this is a good place to start.
for the "mixed nuts fans": "No, Felix, a plan goes like this: first we do this, and then we do this, then we do this."
for the rest of you: you are just going to have to see the movie to really understand how important it is that you don't criticize the plan or ask too many questions because that whole criticism thing won't get you too far with me.
(I have, in the space of the last 30 days, yelled at the children's and families ministries committee at our church, told my boss that "there is a lot of work to be done and i am not doing any of it" and taken on the ticket scalpers in front of the San Francisco Giants ball park. So please note: i am not to be trifled with right now.)
i fly out on August (what a good name for a month, eh?) first and find a place to live.
then i come back and then we drive up and then we come back. then we pack the truck and drive up again, and stay there for at least three years. Please come and visit, it will be very nice to have you!
somehow in that time i will, hopefully, be magically transformed, in my sleep, perhaps, into someone who is brave enough to either make babies, teach school again or send work in for publication.
Martin, because he is so brilliant, can work for the newspaper or go to seminary that is yet to be decided. he does not feel obligated to explain it all and when i get to be as smart as he is, maybe i won't explain myself either - explaining gets me in a lot of trouble.

this is mostly all the information i have
please remember: i am a teacher; i am not in the business of answering questions, not really anyway, rather i am highly trained in doing just the opposite.
(what is that, confounded?)

help yourself | By crymytinyflood | 09:37 AM

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this sounds completely un-nutty. and i'm only a cashew. bless you.

Posted by: jeremy at Junio 27, 2006 06:19 AM

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