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Septiembre 29, 2006
well you had to go
hoping my fellow seminarians weren't assholes.
actually, i have been referring to them all as my bitches, even to their faces and i think they like it (i am from cali + they are from indiana = everycrazything i say = laughable), because they are not really assholes, they seem more capable of caring about what i say than flipping me off at any moment... but if i told them to flip me off... you can see where this is going.
oh and remember that night at labri that one guy woke up and played the piano at 2 in the morning?
i think i saw him at the seminary my sister wanted me to go to, so i guess that is where the assholes go to seminary in the great northwest.
moreover we have decided to make tee shirts that say things like
i was hermeneutered at mars hill
and
dr. dwight friesen: bringing the nude back to hermeneutics.
and all this just to try to keep the interest of our spouses... because when you get home at 6pm from your work as an eisegesis superpower the spouse is more likely to be interested in dinner than who you rescued today and that just feels downright awful. but if someone was naked... patrick (hatrick) and i just figured it might help.
but something completely expected did happen: there is a person who really doesn't want to be my friend anymore. she was part of the crew in morgan hill and now she says i owe her $81 because her dog bit me and well, according to her the friendship is off...
but i don't care if your dog bites me
can you believe the people i know? now you see why i am so jaded and i figure even having friends is ironic, much less "The Incarnational Relationship"
i am not mad at her, just really very confused (redundancy intended). if you want to read all about it you can go on her myspace and check it out: her name is brenna, she shouldn't be too hard to find (she wants to be found i imagine) but if you find it (hinthint juliana) feel free to post a link in the comments. i am the abagail of which she speaks--the names have been spelled incorrectly to protect the innocent, (or else maybe she just doesn't care about spelling... which may lead you to wonder exactly how we became friends) and some of the facts have been changed, i can only imagine why.
but for the record this is the second time i have been, as beyonce says, dissed on the internet, and the last time this happened it was cleared up with a couple phone calls and the offending party is now happily--as much as God intended anyone to be happy in marriage (did you read that book by gary thomas?)-- married and we are friends again. so if you really want to hate me go ahead but i don't hate you, because, well if you know the song, i'm a survivor: "my mama taught me better than that."
help yourself | By crymytinyflood | 01:17 PM
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hi, i don't pretend to really know what's going on, and i'm procrastinating so it leads me to read things i wouldn't otherwise read. And that is fucking funny. I swear i thought it was a joke. but it wasn't a joke? someone would actually mean that about YOU? totally shocked, almost pleasantly! thanks for the chuckle! and i promise i will never slander you in print (i don't actually know what slander is, but i promise that if my dog bites you i won't write mean things about you, i'll spell your name correctly, and i won't make you pay me back for anything related).
Posted by: liz at Noviembre 14, 2006 07:45 PM
at least twice: excellent work juliana! you are being promoted to private first class! but i also should tell you that i read the entry brenna wrote to thank you for all you have done for her and i think she is right, you are really a good friend, not just because you posted this link but because you just are.
Posted by: it should be at Noviembre 11, 2006 08:06 PM
Sorry, I just read this and it's November and I don't know how to post a link that actually connects, but....this is the best I can do...
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=1639531
Posted by: Juliana at Noviembre 8, 2006 10:46 AM
why would someone be mad at you when it was you bitten by the dog? weird. i miss you.
Posted by: emile at Octubre 12, 2006 04:54 PM
